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Author Topic: We The People of the United States  (Read 3639 times)
« on: October 05, 2005, 01:52:37 PM »

We The People of the United States

This is probably the best e-mail I've seen in a long, long time.
The following has been attributed to State Representative Mitchell Aye
from GA.
This guy should run for President one day...

        "We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to
help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more
riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the
blessings of debt free liberty to ourselves and our
great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and
establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt
ridden, delusional, and other liberal bed-wetters.
   We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people
are  confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill
of NON-Rights."

        ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen
TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally
acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.

        ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended.
This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone --
not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a
different opinion, etc.; but the world is full of idiots, and probably
always will be.

        ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm.
If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful, do not
expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives
independently wealthy.

        ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing.
Americans are the most charitable people to be found and will gladly
help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing
generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve
nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional
couch potatoes.

        ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care.
That would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not
interested in public health care.

        ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other
people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't
be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric

        ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of
others. If you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other
citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you
away in a place where you still won't have the right to a big screen
color TV or a life of leisure.

        ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure
want you to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times,
but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education
and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful.

        ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an
American means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness which, by the
way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of
idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of

        ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't care
where you are from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to
wherever you came from!


        ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country's
history or heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one true
God. And yet, you are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any
faith, or no faith at all; with no fear of persecution. The phrase IN
GOD WE TRUST is part of our heritage and history and if you are
uncomfortable with it, TOUGH!!!!

        If you agree, share this with a friend. No, you don't have to,
and nothing tragic will befall you if you don't. It's just about time
common sense is allowed to flourish.
       Sensible people of the United States speak out because if you
don't, insensible people will.
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